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Aug 20 2007

An ODE to IE6

By George Huff

As I was writing up my typical IE conditional statement and creating my IE stylesheet, not necessarily for hacks, but for png fixes and such, I got all emotional and wrote a poem.

Feel free to include it in your IE Stylesheet:

/*

An ODE to IE6 - By A Webdesigner
—————————-
The road has been long,
full of anguish and pain.
How long will we endure,
the internet’s shame.

Once you were nice,
all light and fast.
Then came Firefox,
and lit up your ass.

Get a better browser,
the geeks have been saying.
The internet looks weird,
No PNGs displaying.

Conditional Statements,
feel like dirty code.
With anger and hope,
I write this ODE.

I create thee,
oh you dirty IE stylesheet,
With the hope of the future,
and pressing delete.

*/

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